Sodium Chloride

Salt is a great deal of tax money.
When there is more salt than snow.... then you know there is a problem!

Have a nice winter, and shovel you lazy bum!
~JEFFDAEDITOR XD

Today in RAUC Talk

Many bloggers chose to focus on publicity today. Adam, Stacy, and tanya_d_love created posters on the Chromebooks, while Jessica_The_Ninja and Kaleygoingtoexplode broke out the pencils and markers. The end of blog club this week featured a mad taping spree around the halls of RAUC, decorating the halls with our second major postering push.

A new comic from JEFF DA EDITOR!! takes a look at Valentine's Day in the digital age. And we have a new Albert Howard comic! Although he signed it "the late" Miles T, Miles assured me he is very much not dead and in fact in doing some fine blogging of his own at Miles on the MBTA.

DetoxPig returns this week, joining forces with CrossbowPig to dig deep into the imaginary mailbag for Hate Mail #4. Beware: they're already thinking about #5. And dancing_star25 brings us another teacher interview, joining forces with lissitte the true to profile 6th grade social studies teacher Mrs. Radvany and find out which teacher she would eat.

Read on to check out our work!

My Girlfriend

We wish you a nice Valentines day!
Hope you got a girlfriend or boy friend unlike me!
~Jeff

All about that S.S Teacher at RAUC

We asked our RAUC Social Studies teacher Ms. Radvanny some questions.

Question: Do you like your job? If yes why?
Response: Yes I do, and I do because my job challenges me every day.

Question: Which teacher would you eat? And why?
Response: Ms. Founier, because she wears different colors.

Question: Do you like the kids and teachers that attend the RAUC? If yes WHY?
Response: Yes, because we have a very intelligent student body and Staff!
        AND LASTLY
Question: What is your favorite color?
Response: ORANGE!!!!

Albert Howard: Joke!

By Miles T.

Hate mail (episode 4)

Hello! Last time I had a dentist appointment, so CrossbowPig came to save the day. If you are wondering why we have color text, the different colors are different feelings, for example: red is mad/annoyed. See if you can guess all the different feelings and post in the comments what you think they are! This hate mail is all fake, just a reminder. Ok, it's time, HATE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

1. HEY DO YOU LIEK TURTLES I LIEK TURTLES SAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
2. You seem to still be active today, bloggers, so I shall launch another attack in the form of a spam attack.
3, 2, 1,
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5. I ATE GOLDFISH BEECUZE YOU IT WAS
YUMMUY FOR MUH TUMMEH
6. OMG LITTLE TIMMY FELL IN THE WELL BECAUSE OF YOU
7. People call me scatterbrai- hey look, a terrible blog!
8. yo dis blog, like, words can’t even come close to describing how bad it is, so, like, now I like it because it’s Ironically cool. Peace.
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I hope you liked this hate mail, so leave a comment with your own hate mail and see you next time!

-DetoxPig