3 THINGS WHY TALKING ANGELA HAS A HACKER

1:YOU NOTICE THAT YOU SEE SOMETHING IN HER EYES  

2:SHE ASK WHERE YOU LIVE AND PRIVATE STUFF THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL




3:SHE ONCE SAID THAT SOMEBODY LIED TO HER

MCAS: Bad or Good?

I'm sort of torn between whether MCAS is good or not. I had my first session of the English MCAS today, and frankly I'm on the fence about it. Here are reasons supporting both sides:

The Bad

1. It's a test
Tests are never fun, and, you know, the MCAS is a test.

2. You never get stuff you actually want to read
This is actually a strategy the MCAS people have. If we don't want to read the story, we don't care and put less effort into it. But does every test have to have a story about civil rights? Because every test does.

3. Open responses are vicious
As if the story isn't bad enough, you also have to answer a horribly boring open response question about it. The multiple choices are usually all right, but the open responses are always horrible. Like, who wants to write a monster paragraph about how we can connect to nature in school?

3.5. Open responses about poems are evil
I don't care about the "meaning" of a poem that makes no sense anyway! And how am I supposed to quote a poem that only has four lines? Yes, the poems are always the worst.

The Good

1. No Homework
Any teacher that gives homework during MCAS is a bad teacher. I mean, I'll admit that since I never stress out about the test, I could do homework, but I wouldn't want to.

2. Gum, reading, and sleep
I'm not really a gum fan, but I love reading and sleep! This particular session I didn't get much time for reading, but if you finish early you can get pretty far in your book or have a nice, long nap (make sure you put your best effort into the test, though).

3. So much free time!
This is how my MCAS day went...
9:00 - 11:40: The test
11:40 - 12:12: Lunch/Recess
12:12 - 12:45 or so: Hanging out in the gym
12:45 - 12:50: Getting told to go upstairs, only to be told to go back to the gym
12:50 - 1:25: Hanging out in the gym again
1:25 - 2:12: Hanging out in the auditorium during band period
2:12 - 2:55: Watching some dumb basketball movie for electives
Yup, I could've left school after lunch and it wouldn't have mattered.

Ultimately I'm leaning towards "The Good," but what do you think? Leave a comment to share your opinion. Also, what do you think of the introduction saying the test is "shredded and recycled" rather than "destroyed?" I think it's heresy, personally.

Why Princess Twilight Sparkle is best pony and better then every other pony

My Little Pony. It's been around for over 30 years. It has a good show currently on the air, a great fanbase, and boatloads of toys and merchandising.

Every single pony is special from ALL of the generations (except G3.5...let's not talk about it) in my eyes. Except for one.

No, this one is very important.

Princess Twilight Sparkle. She is the definition of best pony. She is the definition of awesome.  She is the definition of an awesomazing pony.

Lets talk about why, shall we?

1. Skill

Twilight has some good skills. She can use any type of magic abilities, not even any regular old unicorn can use her abilities.

She can even create new magic, which is something not even Starswirl The Bearded (some pony who was good at magic) could not even do, because he didn't understand friendship like Twilight did.

2. Sanity

Why Celestia chose to make her into an alicorn, I don't know, because this horse is insane. Like, insane insane. She will creep up on you if she hasn't sent a letter to Celestia. 

3. She's cool.

Go on. Tell me she's not best pony. She's better then Pinkie Pie, Derpy, Lyra Heartstrings, and other ponies. She's even better then your precious Luna. That's right. I said it. 

K that's why Twilight is Best Pony. Always. No exceptions.

(K maybe Derpy but whatever.)

Oh bass...

(This post is by subsonicpuppet8; we had technical difficulties)

If you are struggling with Megaman 10… download bass Right THIS SECOND!!!!!! Yes bass has a weak buster. How to solve this? Play on easy mode. Problem solved. Bass is overpowered. That's why we liked Megaman 2 right? Because freaking metal blade can shot in all directions! Same with bass's buster except he can't shot directly down… It still counts! Bass is overpowered period. I beat all 8 bosses in 47:47! SO GET BASS RIGHT NOW!!

Stuff that can be done with Goldfish

Here some cool thing to do with Goldfish
 You can go fishing with Goldfish, like shown in the picture.

 Or if you like Mario, you can make a Mario
 Or you can be on the look out for this weird goldfish

 Or you can be this crazy kid...
Well. That's all I got, but would any of you do this, I sure would.

TOP BEST CANDIES

10:Twizzlers
9:Kit-Kat
8:Snickers
7:Skittles
6:Jelly Belly
5:Hershey's Kisses
4:M&M's
3:Cotton Candy
2:Gummy Bear 
1:Tootsie Pops!!!!!

Super Mario World Flash Review

Today, I'm going to review Super Mario World Flash.
"But, CrossbowPig, you already reviewed that game!"

See? There's a very large difference!

No, I didn't. I reviewed the similarly named Super Mario Flash. There's a difference here, but I'll get to that one later. For now, though, It's time for Super Mario World Flash!!!!

Firstly, this game is VERY difficult. If you aren't any good at platformers, this game already isn't for you. The physics are a bit on the floaty side, making it a bit difficult to control at times. Like the other Mario game I reviewed, the only three powerups are the Fire Flower, the Super Mushroom, and the Power Star, which is pretty standard Mario game play. The levels aren't too linear, which can be pretty interesting with different paths to go.

Most of the graphics are ripped straight from Super Mario World, but there are a few original sprites here and there. There aren't too many bad glitches in this game, but occasionally you will run into a few platforms with collision detection that barely works. The sounds and music in this game are okay, and don't add too much to the experience.

Overall, if you are a skilled platforming game veteran, you will enjoy this game. If you're not so good at platforming, but are a pretty big Mario fan, you might not get as much out of it as you would Super Mario Flash. Otherwise, you might want to pass this one up.

-CrossbowPig

Would you rather . . . (Part II) By Page Turner, Sparkly singer:), and Cookie& Candy

Jump onto a cactus or eat a garden snake?- Page Turner
Sadly, jump onto a cactus. :(- Sparkly singer:)
Eat a garden snake!- Cookie& Candy

Sleep all day on a bed of nails or sleep all day on a rat infested bed?- Cookie& Candy
Um . . . probably sleep all day on nails.- Page Turner
Nails!- Sparkly singer:)

Have to marry a person you hate most or have to marry with a 69 year old teacher?- Sparkly singer:)
69 year old teacher. 0w0- Page Turner
69 year old teacher!!!- Cookie& Candy

Eat your adorable guinea pig or eat your slimy turtle?- Cookie& Candy
Eat a slimy turtle.- Page Turner
. . . A turtle! Ew!-Sparkly singer:)

Have a fly's head or a cyclops eye?- Page Turner
Wow, just wow. >:( Cyclops eye!!!- Sparkly singer:)
A fly's head . . .- Cookie& Candy

Flash Game Reviews: Cookie Clicker

Well, it's not exactly a game, per se, but the definition for "game" is pretty loose these days. When you start up Cookie Clicker, there isn't much to see. There is a message saying, "You feel like making cookies. But nobody wants to eat your cookies" in the middle of the screen, and to the left there is also a large cookie. If you click it, you get one cookie. Start spamming the mouse, and the number of cookies you have slowly goes up.

Upon getting 15 cookies, an option in the "Store" pops up: a cursor. You can buy it for 15 cookies, and below your cookie count, it says the amount you're getting per second. With one cursor, you get 0.1 cookies per second, or one cookie per 10 seconds. Keep on clicking, and you can buy more cursors, earning you more cookies per second. When you get to 100 cookies, the next option, "Grandma," comes up. Grandmas will, of course, get you more cookies per second, a larger amount than what a cursor will give you. As you get more cookies, more "buildings," as the game calls them, become available. Currently the best one is "Prism," which costs 50 billion cookies at the start and gives you 10 million cookies per second.

This will obviously take you a while to be able to obtain, but one way to get more cookies per second is upgrades. They basically increase the number of cookies per second for buildings you have, either doubling the amount produced or increasing it by a certain amount of cookies. Of course, this does eventually lead to the grandmapocalypse (when the grandmatriarch gets angered and wrinklers start showing up - don't ask), but you can stop that for only 66,666,666,666,665 cookies. Yeah, you can get a lot of cookies in this game.

This person's got a fair amount of cookies.

Link

Blocked by Barracuda? No

Pros: There is an immense satisfaction from getting a lot of cookies. Once you've gotten far enough, it's a good idea to leave it running while you do other things so as to get...a lot of cookies.

Cons: Even at the beginning, you never really "play" Cookie Clicker. It's more of a fun little distraction that runs in your browser.

Final Verdict: 5/10

Are You Weird?

Want to find out if you're normal or weird? Well now you can, just take this quiz.



Do you believe in unicorns?

Yes!!!!!!
No





What about cat warriors?


Yes, of course
No, that's just weird





Do you believe in mythological creatures?


Yeah.... Don't you?
NOO!!!!




Do you like to read?


Yes, of course, what kind of question is that?
NOOOO, why would I like to read?







Well, that's the end of my quiz, now here are the results
If you said yes to most of the questions, you are normal, or at least in my book.
If you said mostly no, then you're weird.

Good Bye.

Are you derpy?Quiz

Do you like mustaches?

yes      no

If yes, then what kind?

What animal do like?

horses     rabbits    unicorn    narwhal 

What face would you make all the time?

    All of the above 

What color/s do you like?

Rainbow     gold      mint

What social media do you like?

Instagram     Vines      Twitter

What  kind of game do you like?

Flappy bird   Minecraft     Captain Iron Pants

Wanna know if you 're derpy here are the ans.:

Yes,EVERYTHING!!!,unicorn/narwhal,the first one,rainbow,Vines,Flappy bird

A review of Metal Slug (Unblocked version)

Metal Slug is a(n) (awesome) run and gun arcade game first released of arcade machines and for early home consoles and was later ported to modern consoles like the PS3 and Xbox 360. The unblocked game is extremely hard, but extremely fun at the same time. Unlike standard run and gun games, coming in contact with an enemy gives you a chance to smack them with a frying pan, instantly "killing" them (they actually just fall over, flash white and black, then disappear), which by the way, is hilarious. The unblocked version (Metal slug Special mission, a recreation of the original) features 1 mini-boss, the helicopter. It shows up twice in level 1, and beyond that, I don't know.

But that's the thing, the one problem: I beat the 1st level, and it didn't continue. I was agitated. Maybe if I had more time, the second level would have loaded or something like that. But no, 1 single level. Almost ruined the game for me- before I realized it had 3 difficulties. I have recently been trying to beat it on medium difficulty, and it has been a blast.

The game also features 2 characters, Leo and Erica. But, the only one you can actually play is Leo, which is a HUGE disappointment. Why can't I play the girl? Maybe I can play her if I beat the game? Nope. After I beat it, I tried, but nothing. Not that I don't like Leo, he's cool, but why can't I play the girl?

The final boss is awesome. It starts out slow, with a guy holding a sword who is immune to gunshots. But if you throw a grenade, he jumps and runs away. Shortly after, a huge metal ape falls from the sky, and the real boss battle begins. the only weak point is his head, which is hard to hit without being under it or using grenades. It is extremely tough, and takes a huge amount of hits to kill. It attacks with slow moving, homing missiles, and rolling, exploding (mines?) spheres. After beating the boss, well, nothing special happens besides a cool explosion.

Besides all of the cons of the unblocked flash game, it is an amazing game that is totally worth the difficulty and is extremely enjoyable game.



Thanks for reading, see you later!

                                                                     -Detox Pig

best game ever

Team fortress 2 is a really good first person shooter game with different characters/classes. There are different game modes like capture the flag, team death match, and domination.

The classes are:
heavy, scout, spy, sniper, demoman, pyro, engineer, soldier, and medic.

Heavy is a slow heavy damage high healthed fighter.
Scout is a fast teenage immature.
Spy is a medium healthed backstabber who disguises to be your team mate
Sniper is also a medium healthed fighter with a head shot insta-kill
Demoman is a man with explosives and a sword.
Pyro is a fiery psycho with a flamethrower.
Engineer is a intelligent man who can place sentry guns.
Soldier is a warrior with a rocket launcher and a shovel.
Medic is a surgeon who can heal team mates and make them UBER awesome.

LITTLE MAC AND MEGAMAN:way too OP in SSB4

 
                                    LITTLE MAC AND MEGAMAN:way too OP in SSB4



People that are smash fans were more than excteied for megaman in smash brothers. Though the exciting thing is megaman is back-classic style.and as the game progresses more of retro games come too life like little mac from Punch out.Now, lets move in to the cons of these OP characters. So lets get this straight Little mac has THE WORST RECOVERY in this game. IF you are even 1cm away and using little mac....you are doomed!megaman.... oh megaMAN!Even if you are not the viliger you can stick megamans own wepon on him! That's it!