My Little Pony Happy Meals are at McDonald's!

For about a week, My Little Pony (and Transformers) have been at McDonald's!

They are to coincide with the recent release of MLP Season 5 (Yay!) and because MLP has a Happy Meal set every year anyway.

This time, Equestria Girls has it's own part as well. They only have Twilight (best pony) Applejack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie. Sorry Rarity. Rainbow Dash, IN YOUR FACE! HAH!

SO far, I've only got Twilight and Pinkie, in their pony forms and Equestria Girl forms. The McDonalds worker told me that they get two new shipments every week, so they'll most likely get Applejack next week and Fluttershy the week after that, and the final week they'll probably have all of them. They end on May 15th, then they'll have Skylanders and Littlest Pet Shop.

Well, see you guys next week.

CrossbowPig Reviews Issue #7: Tank Trouble

Some people like to settle disputes through Rock Paper Scissors. Others attempt to fix debates through other games of skill, such as Chess and Checkers. Some turn to video games, like Super Smash Bros or Call of Duty. At the blog club, however, several turn to the game Tank Trouble, a simple work of art about blowing each other up with tanks. Welcome to the first full issue of CrossbowPig Reviews since the Midseason Finale. Today, we will be reviewing Tank Trouble. Let's begin.

A tense round of Tank Trouble

Graphics: Tank Trouble's graphics aren't too special. Simple black lines on a gray background make up most of what you can see in the game, and the only objects with any real sense of color are the Tanks and the lasers they can fire if you pick up the laser power-up. 6/10

Gameplay: Tank Trouble is simple local multiplayer goodness. Up to three players can duke it out in a randomly generated maze for Tank Supremity, and games only end when those playing want them to. Instead of moving left and right, the tanks can only move forwards and backwards, with the left and right keys reserved for rotating the tank. Tanks can also fire up to five bullets at once in the maze that instantly kill any Tank that they hit. These bullets ricochet off off walls, and often hit those who fire them, making each battle intense and precise. Certain upgrades and items, such as a bigger gun, laser blaster, and missile, are available if a player chooses to obtain them. Fun and enjoyable with multiple people, although the A.I is really bad. 8/10

Sound: The only sounds in this game are the various weapons firing and the sound of the tanks dying. Really nothing of any value. 5/10.

Difficulty: Like any good multiplayer game, the only difficulty variable is the skill of your opponent. Although those just starting out can find some difficulty steering the tank, this game is Easy.

Verdict: With all of these scores added up, and the factor of my own personal enjoyment added in, I have given this game a score of
8 - Enjoyable
Many a dispute over who gets to review what game has been settled in the past over a game of Tank Trouble, and I encourage those who find themselves arguing with friends often to use this game as well, although be warned, you may lose a friend after you win one too many times.

This is CrossbowPig, signing out.

Braces or no braces???

If you're a person who has had braces, you would know all the struggles to ever struggle. Before I get into that let me just say to people who might get braces in the future, you are in for a few things.
From food to pain it isn't fun. In the end you should have a happy result. Here is my story with braces.

I got braces in March or May of 2014. I got them off April, 28, 2015! Do the math yourself..

I think I was more nervous about getting them off then getting them on. Another thing I know is how much I loved the end result.

Getting your braces off isn't bad really. Okay maybe it is...
Getting the brackets off isn't bad at all, it is the glue part that is a boring and long process.

There is a picture so you can have a better understanding.


Anyways, I'm glad to be back. Good luck future you if you're getting braces.
Bye!

I was the dumbest third grader

An actual story from my third grade notebook (I kept spelling errors and everything.):
"It was the patrots game and we where at Gilet Stadum with my brohter, mom, and dad. 'Hey guys can i like go to to the bathroom i have to go.' They siad it was OK so i went to the bathroom. when i came out it was my favurote patrots plauy Tom Bradey he siad, 'suit up.'  'No way.' i siad. It was the big game"
If I could go back in time I would honestly punch myself in the face. 

Secret police poem

Secret police

Lurking from the darkness-

We already have a good grip of your moves and patterns

We-

The secret police.

From morning to night we'll keep watching

We-

The secret police

Working directly for the government

In a dystopic world-

We the secret police-

Forbid any rebelling

For we can take hostage of your friends family and even the people close to you!

We-

The secret police-

Are the sick abusers

Working directly for the government.

Hope you enjoyed!!

SUPPPPPPPPPPP

I'm just going to write the lyrics to Be Somewhere by Buzy! enjoy!

Another day tomorrow
Just to sleep in the dark
Every time I'm injured I lose my way defenselessly.
Answer must BE SOMEWHERE
As if I said, strongly, strongly.
I'll keep calling your name
Not to move a inch, fine piano strings are
Being strung and covering the entire world
Just as they cut cruelly into my skin
They will move a trap set somewhere
If reach out you'll reach for the tomorrow you longed for
You already touched it with your finger tips
Another day tomorrow
Don't stop pressing on from yesterday
Close your eyes, run and then that's the future
Answer must BE SOMEWHERE
You know about me more than anyone else
You can believe it because I do
Please, be quiet- because looking to the noise
I'm straining my ears on my heart's voice
I always go into hiding in front of them
My true self is starting to tell
Now then, tell me leaving it to your intense emotion
Lock even this city up
Another day tomorrow  
Just to sleep in the dark
Every time I'm injured I lose my way defenselessly.
Answer must BE SOMEWHERE

As I said to my self strongly, strongly

I'll keep calling your name

Because there is no map in the city no one visits

You might give away to anxiety

Walk my way, long and winding

Even if you are worn out and fall down

Even if there is no light from here

Answer must be somewhere

You know about me more than anyone else

You can believe it, because I do

BRUH STORY PART 1 (this is all you need in life)

bruh
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH"

the bruh story part 2 (this is all you need in life)

bruh.  "She git so anoyed wit dem"

CrossbowPig Reviews Issue #6: 1 on 1 Soccer

This review is going to be a little short, because this is a short game. I can't find a picture of it, and even if I could I would choose not to. This game cannot be done justice by a picture, because if you looked at the picture you would write it off. This will be a quick point-to-point review with no beating around the bush, just like the game itself. Let's get to reviewing 1 on 1 Soccer.

Graphics: Simple drawings probably made in Adobe flash. Nothing special or particularly cool to look at. 5/10.

Gameplay: This multiplayer local game can be played with one keyboard. A side-scrolling 3-button soccer game, you play as small bobble headed characters hitting a soccer ball around and trying to score on each other. There are around eight nations to pick from, each with three characters. These characters have different jump, speed, and weight stats. Simple yet addicting, as are many of the games I have reviewed. 7/10.

Sound: Completely devoid of sound. N/A

Difficulty: Computer player is competent, but not competent enough to justify playing this game single player. This game is Sort of Easy.

Verdict: With all of these scores added up, and the factor of my own personal enjoyment added in, I have given this game a score of
4 - Below Average as a single player game and a
7 - Pretty Good  as a multiplayer game.

Next week will resume with a full length review.
This is CrossbowPig, signing out.

my life in pictures

How do describe my life in photos: (I will be a hobo Ronald McDonald in the future by the way.)

Dream House

Buying a house can be very stressful but can also be an adventure.
Yes I am young but I cannot wait to decorate my own apartment or house.
Let's start with the idea of a house.
The kitchen would be filled with lots of healthy stuff. Lettuce, tomatoes, peppers, onions, Brussel sprouts, and many many more. Not to mention the fact that most of it would be vegan. (Who can say no to mac n' cheese). Also in the kitchen would be two stoves, a pizza oven, an island, spice rack, and much more. Now that's just the kitchen. Going on to the living room it would be filled with soft chairs and a big TV, a piano, and a great view of outside. Me thinking I'm social I would want it to be a place where a few people could just hang out. Although I'm not much of a reader but I read a few amazing books now and then. I would have a few small bookshelves with various books and magazine and small plants. Another thing I would want in my house would be a music room. Guitars, drums, pianos, microphones, violins, anything. I would also want 7 foot shelves filled with CD's and albums of all artist.

Something like that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Along with all this, I would want one master bedroom and bathroom.
I would want at least three bedrooms and two bathrooms and finally
a guest bedroom with a bathroom. Yes I know that is extreme but that's life.


Although I have many other things to say, I'll stop.
I'm over the ending I use to say, so bye.

The Bill Belichick Off Season Simulator

The Bill Belichick Off Season Simulator is a game or a "tool" as the game calls it, it is a game in which you play as Bill Belichick, a Football Wizard (literally) and coach of the Patriots. He's on a quest to draw up the best offensive playbook in the world. But, you must always abide by the rules of the Bill Belichick system. Before you play the game you must view the rules which are posted at the bottom of the post for your enjoyment. You can play it here, have fun!!!