Creepypasta Reviews - Happy Appy

This is a creepypasta about a old claymation show that used to be on Nickelodeon back in 1999. It was the stupidly named, "Happy Appy". It also had a very bad and dumbly written theme song. (You won't mind me not telling you about it). It was a show that supposedly aired for only one month before it was taken down due to a high amount of blood/ gore/ offensiveness/ creepyness/ general awfulness. Some people recorded tapes of it, but then burned them for some reason. One person kept the tapes, though. And apparently that person wrote this creepypasta.

Anyway, let's get into the individual episodes.

Episode 1:
"Appy goes on Vacation". In this episode, Happy Appy goes on vacation. Yeah, that's how popular the show was. It's only the 1st episode and the main character already gets a vacation.
So, he goes around the beach helping people. And... that's it. NEXT.

Episode 2:
"Hurt Happy". In this episode, the guy gets hurt himself. And then the kids give him band- aids and started to stuff his face with fruit. The weird part was at one point a kid fed him an apple. Cannibalism for the win. NEXT.

Episode 3:
He preforms the death- stare for about 30 seconds before a news broadcast came on and said that a tsunami had hit Japan. Then Happy said "Oh no! If you want to help the Japanese, call this number!" Then a 1-800 number was listed. Yes, he was trying to tell the U.S. government to help Japan. Him. An apple. NEXT.

Episode 4:
In this episode there was a "Booboo scene". It involved some kid getting a bruise. He turned to the camera and said," What does Nate need for this booboo? He then death- stared at the camera for about 30 seconds, and then said,"That's it! a band- aid!" And... that's about it. NEXT.

Episode 5:
In this episode, he did his trademark death stare for a long time. Then, he 'helped' two kids, one of which he dragged behind a bush. Blood is seen from behind the bush, and screams were heard. The second kid waits for Happy, and then Happy is seen emerging from the back of her. Then it skips frames, and the next thing that happened was a blood trail leading to another bush appeared, and Happy appeared doing the death stare. NEXT.

Episode 6:
For half this episode, Happy does the death- stare. The other half was just static. So they had to take just one picture. Hooray claymation. NEXT.

Episode 7:
This episode, like episode 8, was never aired. But apparently the creepypasta author knows about it anyway. In this episode, he murders some kid in a van. And, that's about it. NEXT.

Episode 8:
9/11 happened. Some kid asked him, "What are the towers doing?" Then, it cut to a kid trapped under a plane piece, crying for help. Then, Appy turned to the camera, and said, "That's natural, children." Yeah, like getting crushed under a huge hunk of metal is natural.




By now, I just got bored of reading this creepypasta. The thing is so long, it's practically a creepy- novel. I'm going to try to make these reviews short, so i'm going to end it here. Bye!

Muzic ~ Update

Heeeeyyyyyyy
Wow
My music taste has changed
And it's changed A LOT.
I found out I don't actually love bands like My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Vampire Weekend, Mayday Parade, etc.
Idk. I mean, I like some of their songs, but not all of them.
But the bands I'm about to list
Just
Every single song
Is so amazing. I can't even compare. Some are similar, some totally different.
But they all are the most perfect music to my ears.
Now here are the bands I'm currently obsessed with:
1st place: Fall Out Boy
Other 1st place: The Neighbourhood
Other Other 1st place: Arctic Monkeys
2nd Place: The Downtown Fiction
3rd Place: Two Door Cinema Club

Yeah. Love these bands so much. And this might me kinda bad, but I'm VERY protective over my bands. What I mean is if anyone else even likes them, I will be all up in there face screaming THAT IS MY BAND. NOT YOURS. NOT YOURS!!!! (Yes, I've done that before...)

Now I will show you beautiful pictures of them

Fall Out Boy:


The Neighbourhood:


Arctic Monkeys:


The Downtown Fiction (The most beautiful ones <3)


Two Door Cinema Club:


Okai BAIIIII
~PixelCupcake

Why Cupcakes Are Amazing And You Should Totally Eat Them Like Every Day

                                                               Cupcakes
                         are awesome because, *dot dot dot*

Cupcakes. Cakes in a cup. Pretty self-explanatory. Simple, sort of, but still awesome. So.... cupcakes are awesome becauseeee for one, they're really sweet :D Which makes them automatically amazing, but here are some more reasons :3 One: They're  convenient, to eat and to store. You can just grab one and go, and eat while you walk.       You don't need to do any slicing, or microwaving, They're clean too, no utensils required. They come with a built-in napkin, so your hands don't get dirty. You can eat them on the go, and just throw away the wrapper. Second; They're easy to make. Well, sort of. They're difficult the first time, but once you get it, they're a breeze. If you're too lazy to do that, bakeries are here for a reason. So that's why cupcakes are awesome. And, you should totally eat them every single day, or, whenever.  =^-^=
                                    

Why the way that we blog now is better than last years

Well now the blog post aren't as much like articles and are a lot more fun. Plus, they be a lot more random. That's good. No... I'm serious... That's a good thing. Plus, now it's even more fun, and also it has a lot more stuff that people can do. More pictures and less words. Well, that's the end of my post. Now to get to some random pictures.

   

Well, that's it. Bye!

Fantasome Rainbow loom creations!:)

super weird gifs

Smash Bros. Direct: Reaction Post

So, the Smash Bros. Direct has come and gone, and a whole lot was announced about the next two Smash Bros. games. We learned that the two Smash games will be released at separate times, which was something that I didn't expect at all, but it's somewhat smart releasing the Wii U version around winter and the holiday season, to raise awareness. But that's the boring bit: let's get to the fun stuff. 

Pokemon X and Y fans, you've been waiting for this.

First of all, Greninja: my brother and a few friends of mine thought he was Mewtwo when he was being shown in the trailer, but I was smart enough to recognize the water shuriken move that he was using. He looks like a pretty interesting character, and since I vowed to try every single new character, I guess I'll be playing as him. In other character related news, Zero Suit Samus and Shiek are now their own separate characters, as well as Charizard, although there is no news on the rest of the Pokemon Trainer trio returning. Yoshi is now in a upright standing position, which should be more than a bit interesting.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

Now, the stages. Final Destination was shown in several shots in the trailer, and looks like one of the most epic things to ever happen in a Nintendo game. Just look at that background! That's what I want to see when I'm fighting my favorite Nintendo characters between each other! In other Final Destination related news, almost every single stage is confirmed to have a Final Destination variant, which will have the looks of the stage you choose, but function like Final Destination. This will allow for more variation in online play. Speaking of online play...

For Glory for Me!

In the Wii U version of Smash Bros. 4, there will be two Online modes to play with anyone: For Fun, and For Glory. In For Fun mode, the stage will be set to random (no final destination) with only wins being recorded, all items, and only smash mode. In For Glory mode, the stage will be Final Destination (and other variants) only, with no items, a possibilty of 1 on 1 battles. All wins and losses will be recorded in this mode.

Other announcements, such as Assist Trophies and Pokeballs, are looking pretty good, and it seems that this Smash Bros. game is shaping up to be the best one yet. If only they came up with better title, I'd be sold on it. But I digress: this game looks like a blast to play, and I only wish it came out sooner!

Keep smashing!

-CrossbowPig

A review of Hedgehog Launch 2

Hedgehog Launch 2 is a platformer-like game in which you are a hedgehog with a jet pack, and you fling yourself through the earth using a slingshot, and try to collect coins and hit platforms and go as high as you can for as long as you can. This gives you money, which you use to buy upgrades, such as more rocket fuel for your jet pack, or a better band to fling you through the world. As you buy upgrades, you make more money. This is the basis of the entire game.

 There are 2 modes, story and free play. Story mode has an objective to reach first the moon, then Mars, which makes you lose ALL of the money you would have made that run. Free mode is much better, as you can continue as long as you want. Well, until you get bored a short amount of time after upgrading everything. You can continue, but after getting everything, there isn't that much to do. You can try to get as much money as you can, but this is not very fun.

I personally think Hedgehog Launch 2 is more fun to watch someone else play than to play yourself, as it just gets repetitive very fast while playing, and watching is enjoyable.

The scores of almost all reviews by me will be the average of PLASMATACO and I.
Our average score for Hedgehog Launch is a 6/10. By the way, our scoring system goes like this:
1: Bad 5: Average 10: Amazing, so Hedghog launch is a little above average.

Thanks for reading, see you next time!


                                    -Detox Pig

Tickle Stick >:3

So my little cousin is here from Seattle.
He is always hyper and he finds everything funny.
last night, I was in my room texting and then he came in
jumped on top of me
and yelled
YOUR A TICKLE STICK
k bai

Sonic Adventure 2 Review

First, before we get started, I'm going to have to give this warning because I know I'm gonna upset a lot of with this post

Oh, and spoilers, duh.

THIS POST IS MY OWN OPINION. THIS OPINION DOES NOT REFLECT THE WHOLE ENTIRE SONIC FANDOM. IF I MADE YOU UPSET IN ANYWAY, I'M SORRY, BUT OPINIONS ARE OPINIONS.

So, let's get started shall we?

Sonic Adventure 2 was apart of my childhood. In fact, it was apart of many people I know's childhood. I spent all day collecting all of the emblems, beating all of the stories, and doing everything I could in that game. I finally found there was no more to do in the game, so I put it down. Now fast forward into 2012, now that an HD remake is out for the Xbox 360 and PS3. I had owned the game on my old GameCube, which I still own to this day and don't plan on giving up. But the HD remake was temping and the graphics look a lot better. So I decided to play the game all over again and relive some childhood memories. What could the harm be?

Boy was I wrong.

Now first of all, if Sonic the Hedgehog robbed a bank, and looked something like this:

Would you arrest Sonic for it? NO. NO YOU WOULDN'T. 

First of all, I don't know how the government could be so unprofessional because there is NO WAY that they couldn't see that this hedgehog is OBVIOUSLY A DARKER COLOR then Sonic, his spines are upward, and Sonic doesn't wear rings on his shoes nor gloves.

Now maybe I'm looking too hard into this. Maybe the government has a blind president (oh by the way, he doesn't do anything when Robotnik blows up the moon. NOTHING.)

Let's take a look at the gameplay!

OK NOW I'M UPSET. Knuckles treasure hunting? THAT IS THE DUMBEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD. And Tails is mech shooting? Oh boy. Oh yeah, and Sonic only has 6 stages, while the others have more. That really ticks me off. I play Sonic games to you know, GO FAST, COLLECT RINGS, SPINDASH, AND DO SONIC-Y STUFF. THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED.

Well I could go on all day about this, but I'm on a time limit and there's another post I wanted to write. All in all, Sonic Adventure 2 is a 1/3rd of a fun game to play, because Sonic and Shadow have 10 stages combined. I don't like Tails and Robotnik's mech stages, I HATE Knuckles and Rouge's stages, but I love the Chao Garden.

Look at those cuties. Well that's all I have to say. See y'all in my next post.

CARTOON GIFS!!!!!! XD

The Best Candy!!

The Best Candy!! Number... uh.. 3.. I think...

Anyways, let's get started.

10. Atomic Fireball

9. Caramel

8. Cotton Candy 

7. Cadbury Eggs

6. Hershey's

5. Tootsie Pops                                                 

4. Skittles                                                                  

3. Starburst                                                                 

2. M&M's                                                                   

1. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups                                          

Flash Game Reviews: Unfair Mario

When you start the first level of Unfair Mario, it looks like you're in a regular Mario game. Text at the top of the screen says "Welcome to Unfair Marioland - Use the arrow keys to move Mario around." Simple enough. There's a fairly large gap, but luckily there's a small strip of land in the middle. Let's jump on it...it fell through the floor and I died. Okay, guess I'll jump over the pit without using the island, then. A fairly simple patch of land...WHY DID THE PART I STEP ON JUST FALL DOWN?

Yes, when you play Unfair Mario, you die...a lot. The game actually keeps track of your deaths, and the amount quickly ascends to double or even triple digits. For the first few levels there is text giving you advice, such as "Pass these blocks underneath." But when you do spikes pop out and kill you. But other times, the text tells the truth - so basically, it can't be trusted.

At the beginning it's kind of funny, like some sort of cruel joke. But if you try to play the game seriously, it stops being funny after a while. Soon you'll be screaming and cursing even more than if you were playing Flappy Bird. And though finishing a level is satisfying, it soon gets...dull. For example, in Level Three, the section after the checkpoint has three "Goombas, for your entertainment." If you try to stomp on them, they instantly turn into Spinies...ha-ha. But the problem is that because of the traps between them, you have to wait a really long time to be able to proceed. And in a game where you get really frustrated, you don't really want to wait. And eventually the solutions to levels just become unclear. Some are so complicated you don't even know what to do next. AND WHY DID I JUST FALL RIGHT THROUGH THE FLOOR?!?!?!

Link: http://www.unfair-mario.com/

Blocked By Barracuda? No.

Pros: It's a nice joke to play on a friend. And when (not if, when) you die, it only takes a simple press of the spacebar to get you right back into playing.

Cons: It gets so annoying! And boring! And horrible! You have to have a very long temper (?) to be able to play this game without screaming.

Final Verdict: 4/10

SMASH BROS. DIRECT

"Nintendo Direct on April 8th: Will primarily feature Smash Bros." read the headline. I sat back in my chair, stunned that for once Nintendo listened to me about showing more Smash Bros. Footage to the gaming public. "BrotherPig!" I shouted to my brother. He came barreling out of his room, and walked over to the computer. "What is it?" He asked, looking at the computer screen. He leaned closer to the computer screen to see the headline.
"YOOOOOOOOOOOO!"  He shouted, running around the small apartment and jumping up and down and off the walls in excitement. Possibilities of new characters, stages, items, even a RELEASE DATE floated through my brain. I, too, was getting excited for the Smash Bros. Direct. I set right to the idea board hanging in my room, and began drawing up a list of predictions of what could happen during the direct.

Recently, it was revealed a release window would be announced, not a release date, for the duo of games. That hasn't put any damper on my mood: as long as the game is released around the fall so I can get it for my birthday, or soon enough that I can syphon some of my brother's birthday money to buy it. I am confident at least four characters, two newcomers and two veterans, will be announced, as well as a cornucopia of stages, items, and all sorts of other features. Next week, I shall write a reaction post for what is announced and what wasn't.

Nintendo, don't disappoint me now!

-CrossbowPig

A review of Box Head 2 player Co-op (with help from PLASMATACO)

(Sorry for the bad quality)

Box Head Co-op, a 2D shooter game where you (and your friend) have to fight to survive the zombie horde. The game includes many guns and upgrades for them. For example, after getting a certain zombie kill combo, you can get the rocket launcher. A little bit higher after that, you can unlock double and quadruple ammo. Eventually you can unlock the quad explosion, which absolutely demolishes everything in your path, making it the most overpowered weapon in the game, and frankly, it's too overpowered, it makes the game really easy, and kind of boring. Except one thing.



Devils.



Devils are the game's mini bosses, which first come at around the 5th wave. They shoot fireballs from a medium distance, so you can dodge them, but it is hard to shoot back without getting hit or ducking behind cover. The devils add a new challenge to the game that really makes things interesting. If you get to the higher waves, sometimes devils come at you in groups of three, four, and sometimes even five. Destroying these foes at the same time as destroying zombies makes the game very fun. But sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes, if devils get multiple shots off, they keep you in a state of getting hit, where you can't move, and they fire rapidly enough for you to die in seconds. This can get extremely annoying, as when you die, you lose all of your items.

All earned weapons come with limited ammo, and when you pick up an orange box, it gives you a random weapon, refills your ammo on one weapon, or gives you extra hit points. As I said before, every time you die, you lose ALL of your stuff, but not your upgrades (thankfully).

Box Head Co-op isn't blocked by Barracuda, so have fun!

The game has some flaws and good parts, but overall, our score (average between the two of us) is a 7.5

Thanks for reading, see you next time!


                             -Detox Pig and PLASMATACO

megaman quiz!

Who are you like from the Megaman series?(this includes the X series.)

A) You are concerned for other people and find yourself fighting to the finish to make sure they are okay. You just want to be you and save the world from a strange desire to change the world.

B) You want to crush everyone in your way to be the very best and conquer your worst rival.

C) You have had a hard past and you are quite.

D) EXTREMELY DUMB! You never learn to stop.

E) You are very cool and you want to teach others around you.

answers: A)

                           Megaman X!

B)

C)

Protoman!

D)

DR. WILY DUH!

E)
Zero! Hope this was pretty accurate!

limitless memories

             Have you ever paid attention to the music in wily stage 1/2?  If you listen to the actual Japanese song "Limitless Memories" I bet you can relate to it Lyrics (In English don't expect to get the right lyrics fitting into the tune. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L99hzD9hDo) “These are my faded memories I did in my childhood

Of putting a red and white cap on my head ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN!

These are my precious memories when I was a kid eating curry and stuff.

Of putting silver spoons on my eyes.  ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN!

But now I forgotten about these things.

Living my daily life like I'm being chased from something

Even if I Look back(into the photo album I forgot about) To my childhood (when I did stupid things) I can’t go back to it (laughing with my friends) ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN!

Where are those guys now? What are they up to? The answer is fuzzy to me. (background music ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN).

But now I forgotten about these things. Living my daily life like I'm being chased by something. The courage you gave me is 100 and 10, 100 and 10 million!

The passing seasons are very dramatic.

You did these things when you were a child too, right? Like putting 3-D glasses that came in magazines. ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN!

We forget these things when we become adults. Lets recall them fondly, by making a L shape with our arms. ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN!

But now I've forgotten about these things. Living my daily life like I'm running away from something. Even if I look back (with my old journal open) to my childhood (in those faded pages) I can’t go back to it (the name of my first crush) 

 ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN! Times were simpler back then, when I laughed innocently. Unaware of unpure things. (background music ULTRAMAN ULTRAMAN SEVEN).

But now I forgotten about these things. Living my daily life like i'm running away from something.

The sceneries I overlooked are limitless! Limitless!

The passing seasons are like graffiti. The courage that you gave me is 100 and 10 100 and 10 million!

The passing seasons are very dramatic.”
Nice lyrics huh? So next time you ever hear this song, remember you have a epic childhood.