Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is probably the coolest guy alive. Whenever he blinks at a weeping angel, it moves AWAY. Chuck Norris doesn't lose at video games, videos games lose at him. As you can tell, he is the supreme leader of the world (Not Kim Jong Un.) Aliens don't invade Earth, Chuck Norris invades aliens  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But why does Chuck Norris have all this power? Because he is the secret ruler of the MLGs and Snoop Dogg's manager. We have to help him see through all the the illuminati's evil b8 so they can take down Chuck Norris. So we all have to praise Chuck Norris and all of his power before the illuminati takes him down! Or else we'll be rekt by them. Please raise awareness about this problem, praise Chuck Norris.