Just add monsters - Snow White {:) (This was from my writing elective last year.)
One Day Snow White was picking flowers and lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalaalalalalaalalalllaalalalalalalalalalalal happy thoughts rainbows kitties sunshine. Then Happy the dwarf came up to Snow White. “Uh, princess, have you seen the news lately? They are saying if you live in the forest, stay inside! Something unknown is lurking in them!” “Oh Happy Don’t be silly! I am completely safe in this deep scary dark forest that experts are telling me to stay out of!” “Uh, okay princess, but I’m staying inside!” (If you are smart you might know where I’m going with this.) A while later when Snow White was making flower angels she could feel the ground shake. “What the Flowers, rainbows sunshine?” Then suddenly above stood a Big, Giant, fat, ugly, nasty, gross, disgusting, dirty, boogie fart monster. ‘BOOOOOGGGGGAAAAALLLLAAA!!!!!!!!” Yelled the Thing. And it ate Snow White and left bloody guts and veins and eyeballs everywhere.
And they lived happily ever after, Inside the monster The end.
Now you've learned a lesson; always trust Happy the dwarf.
HI I AM THAT LADY IN THE DEPRESSING COMMERCIALS WITH LIKE, DYING PEOPLE AND SAD ANIMALS IN POUNDS 'N' STUFF. PLEASE PLEASE CALL 1-800-fake-number TO STOP LIZARDSNICKSNAPE FROM EVER EVER BEING LIKE THIS AGAIN. Also check out the master of everything.
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