Hi, this is some pretty funny test answers from a book I have called "F in Exams" and remember, this isn't a copy of funny test answers, it is more funny test answers that the maker of funny test answers can use in his own column. These are the exact questions and answers from this book, I didn't edit them at all. Now, to the test answers!
1.(Chemistry) Q. what is a nitrate? A. It is much cheaper than a day rate
2.(Chemistry) Q. Give a brief explanation of the meaning of the term "hard water." A. Ice
3. (Chemistry) Q. What is the meaning of the term "activation energy"? A. It's what needed to get up in the morning
4.(Chemistry) Q. What is the difference between a hydrocarbon (such as ethane) and an alcohol (such as ethanol)? A. Hydrocarbon doesn't cause car crashes
5. (Biology) Q. Adam cuts his arm. Blood gushes out and is red in color. What does this show? A. He is not a robot, he's a real boy!
6. (Biology) Q. How is oxygen loaded, transported, and unloaded in the bloodstream? A. Using a forklift
7. (Physics) Q. Steve is driving his car. He is traveling at 60 feet per second and the speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding? A. He could find out by checking his speedometer.
8. (Physics) Q. Is the moon or the sun more important? A. The moon gives us light in the night when we need it. The sun only provides light in the day when we don't. Therefore the moon is more important.
9. (Physics) Q. Many people don't like eating radiation-treated food. How could a food scientist prove that radiation-treated food is safe? A. By eating some!
10. (Business and Tech) Q. Hugo king is a engineer. He is a sole trader. Explain the business term "sole trader." A. It means he has sold his sole to the devil!
So, there is a couple pretty funny answers I found in my book and I hope you enjoyed it!
-Detox Pig :)
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