Switching Places...

Imagine you had the opportunity to switch places with anyone in the world. Would you do it?

Pick your person. Got it? Okay good. 

Now, close your eyes, and open them in ten seconds.

Anything happen?

No I suppose not.

Let's try something different. 

Think about that person's life, think about the pros and cons.

Want to change your person yet? 

Anyways.

After you've done all that, I really have nothing else to say.

Alright we're done here.

Oh I almost forgot, you might be wondering who I would chose, or you might not care at all. Either way, I'm going to tell you.

I would want to switch places with Tyler Oakley. Tyler Oakley is a fabulous Youtuber. Known for his hair, personality, and contagious laugh.


He has Charity's for suicide prevention for LGBT youths.
If I were you, I would look him up.

Till next time, stay tre cool! 

CrossbowPig Reviews Issue #3: Exit Path

A typical obstacle course in the flash game Exit Path, by jmtb02 and Armor Games.

Welcome to CrossbowPig's reviews, issue #3. Today, we'll be reviewing the original flash game Exit Path, a masterpiece in every single sense of the word. A simple story conveyed through sound and minimalistic graphics nearly unparelleled by other flash games, an interesting gameplay mechanic that makes for momentum and speed based gameplay, and many more features make this stand out from other flash games. With that said, let's get into the review.

Graphics: The minimalist graphics of Exit Path complement the dystopian nature of the story, with entire levels being cast from only several shades of color and a whole lot of lines. For a flash game, the graphics themselves might not be too interesting, but they have a certain aesthetic that it totally makes sense. 8/10

Gameplay: Simple gameplay here, really. Just get through the obstacle courses as fast as possible, collecting new customization options for your Runner along the way. This also features a multiplayer mode, which can be played either Locally or Online. Despite its simplicity, this game manages to be very, very addictive. 9/10

Sound: Simple EDM tunes that seem to be straight off Newgrounds highlight this game's soundtrack, lending an urgent feeling to the game. Exit feels a bit more like Escape with these sounds. 7/10.

Difficulty: Even though this game is easy to learn, it manages to also be pretty hard to master. Nailing the Boost mechanic and carrying yourself through each obstacle course can get frustratingly difficult, and although I haven't tried multiplayer, I can only assume that it is even more difficult due to its competitive nature. This game gets a rating of Difficult.

Verdict: With all of these scores tallied up, and the factor of my own personal enjoyment added in, I calculated the score through an extremely complicated process and gave it the score of a 
9 - Great
Play this game and beat it if you can, no matter how frustated you get. I heard it got a sequel, so check that out if you can. You won't regret it.

Next Review: Bullet Bill
This is CrossbowPig, signing out.

Dream Google searches

I have really weird dreams- really REALLY weird dreams. I Google searched them.

The dream: Beard Slap
Summary: I was on this game show called beard slap, and I had this Dumbledore sized beard. There was also this guy in a chair. The point of the game show was to knock the guy out of the chair with your beard. If you won then you got 3,000,000 doughnuts. I won
What came up when I searched "Beard Slap":This was just amazing. No words to describe.

The dream: Hobo Elephants
Summary: There were these two hobos walking on a dirt road. One of the hobos had a stalagmite going through his stomach. Then an elephant came behind them and grabbed one of them. The elephant then used the hobo he grabbed as a baseball bat to hit the other hobo off of the cliff. The hobo who got knocked off then fell into my oven, then I ate him.
What came up when I searched "Hobo Elephants":
THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE ELEPHANT EVER!!! ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Dream: Hot Dog Mitt Romney
Summary: I was on my cousin's front lawn and Mitt Romney was there. I tried to talk to him, but the only phrase he would say is, "Hot dog. You dig?" Then after what seemed like years he entered me into a hot dog eating competition. I lost, and because of that I was kicked out a window.
What came up when I searched "Hot Dog Mitt Romney":
Mitt Romney eating chicken...? 😕 Okay...

Dream: Farting Whale
Summary: There was a whale swimming in the ocean. There were also small little fish swimming behind him. He farted and they blew away.
What came up when I searched "Farting Whale"


                                                                                                                MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER.                                  

People's reactions to Vocaloid

Listen to: Odds and Ends       Name: Tori       Reactions: Amazin', great, No words to describe because it's too amazin'! Hatsune Miku for life!

Name: Ari      Reaction: I like Vocaloid

Listen to: Luka Luka Night Fever      Name: Mr.T        Reactions: Better than I expected; I didn't like her outfits, but I was impressed by her dancing. It's definitely not the music I listened to. But it was pretty catchy. I also liked the "orchestra bangs."

(No one else wanted to be interviewed, so face the wrath of KAWAII PICTURES!!!)

That's all folks!

Boy solves Rubix Cube in 1:15 minutes