Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Would you rather . . . by: NyanSparklez and Page Turner

Would you rather . . :I

1): Eat potato chips for the rest of your life or eat chocolate for the rest of your life?- Page Turner :) 

POTATER CHIPS! OBVIOUSLY!!!!- NeonSparklez XD

2): Wear black for the rest of your life or be trapped in an elevator with a dead rat for 3 days? - NeonSparklez XD

Wear black for the rest of my life!- Page Turner :)

3): Have King Midas' golden touch or have Medusa's curse?- Page Turner :)

Why do you have to make this so hard?! Urmmm . . . King Midas' golden touch!- NeonSparklez XD

4): Watch Nyan Cat remix for 10 hours or watch Narwhals song for 10 hours, heeheehee- NeonSparklez XD

Probably . . . the Nyan Cat remix for 10 hours.- Page Turner :)

5): Meet Rick Riordan or meet Ariana Grande?- Page Turner :)

:(, this is to HARD!!!!!! Ummm . . . Ariana Grande. 0w0- NeonSparklez XD (SWAG!)

6): Forget you ever read Percy Jackson books or forget you ever met me?- NeonSparklez 

D: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I can't believe I'm saying this but . . . Percy Jackson.

7): Live in a gingerbread house or have a gingerbread as your boyfriend?- Page Turner :)

GINGERBREAD HOUSE!!!!!!! Duh, I would've ate my gingerbread bf anyway. . . probably the house too, but whatever :}- NeonSparklez XD

8): Be bald for 2 years or eat nothing but Mustard mixed with mayo for 2 years?- NeonSparklez XD

Bald. :l- Page Turner :)

9): Hear One Direction sing all their songs or listen to Justin Bieber sing to all his songs?- Page Turner :)

You really hate me don't you? Ummm . . . :(, probably One Direction.- NeonSparklez DX

10): Wear makeup on by your little sister for 4 months or meet Percy Jackson ( if he was real ) and watch him die on the spot XD- NeonSparklez XD

My sister do my makeup!- Page Turner :)


Monday


have you ever felt like this on a Monday morning well this is a true Monday morning. it starts off okay and then you just  want the world to end.              
 I  Hate Mondays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

               

Pashys blog post

post will be from my hamster's point of view

HI MY NAMES PRINCESS AMBER SKRILLEX GERARD FRANK ANDY BIERSACK MAMITA RAINBOW CHOPS PASHMINA WINK ZIPPY ALOISIUS PUMPKIN VON LUMPKIN DA CHUB CHUBZ DA THIRD. CALL ME PASHY.

MY ONER ANUK CAN BE SUSH A BRAT BUT I  LUV HER

I SAW DESE NEW SHAVINGS FUR MY CAIGE AT PETSMART I WAN THEM SO BAD AND I SAW THIS HAMSTER CAR IT WAS SO CULE YAY AND I NEVER HAVE FUDE IT ALWAY SMELLS LIKE BANANAS

Quiz




I know, I know, a quiz. YAY! (Statistic). The quiz is on about a Zuchon. My account  name is ZuchonZuchon and a Zuchon is this...












Before you start your quiz, here are some facts about Zuchons.
Zuchons are a mix breed between a Shih Tzu and a Bichon Frise and they are small yelping dogs.
Zuchons are called a teddy bear dog. So don't get confused between a Zuchon and a teddy bear.
The life span of these dogs are 12-15 years of age.
Weight is 5-15 pounds.
They are lovable, calm, and cuddly. Also, Zuchons are great with little children, people that are alone, family of 5 or less, great with the elderly and awesome!
They have under bites and it is really rear if they have a cross bite.
Great with other dogs.
The color of their fur is Black and White, Silver and Gray, Tan and Cream, or anything between these colors listed. But... it is really rare for a Zuchon to be Red Velvet, Chocolate Brown, Black, and Apricot.
In the future, Zuchons might have a respiratory problem because Shih Tzu has repository problems and it might be in the genes of that dog.
They do not shed.
Do not give them canned food because it will give them rotten gums. So give them dry food not human food.

QUIZ TIME! 
Please, write your answers in the comments please.

  1. A Zuchon is a mix breed of a what? 
  2. What do people get confused from a Zuchon?
  3. How long is their life span?
  4. Are Zuchons big or small?
  5. Are Zuchons lovable, annoying, or lazy dogs?
  6. How much does Zuchons weigh? 
  7. Is it rare that they have cross bites or under bites?
  8. Will Zuchons have repository problems in the future? If you say yes, why?
  9. Are they great with other dogs?
  10. What colors are Zuchons?
  11. Can Zuchons have canned food, human food, or dry food?
  12. What colors are Zuchons?
  13. Are they great with family and the elderly? 

 EXTRA CREDIT!

What they should be really called?

Why Flappy Bert is the Best Game Ever

As you probably know, Flappy Bird got taken off the App Store (hooray!) by the creator, despite the fact that he was making $50,000 a day from ad revenue. Flappy Bird spin-offs had existed before, but a bunch have cropped up with the demise of everyone's favorite/least favorite game. Most of them are just blatant rip-offs, and in fact, so is Flappy Bert. Based on everyone's favorite grumpy character from Sesame Street, this is Flappy Bird, but with Bert. Here are three reasons why it's the best game ever (well, maybe not the best, but better than its inspiration):

1. It's actually easier than Flappy Bird. Although Bert is much larger than what players would expect, the widths between pipes are also larger. Frankly, I think an easier Flappy Bird is a good thing.

2. It's totally free. And there aren't any ads, either. And despite running in your browser (which I like, not owning a smartphone myself), it still keeps track of your high score, even when you close the tab.

3. Play the game with sound. Then you'll see.

Play the game here - it's not blocked by Barracuda.

You know you want to...

Ultimate Flash Sonic

   Imagine, if you will, a day where someone finally cracks the formula to a good Sonic Flash game. Every single one I've ever played has sucked in some way, be it graphics, sound, game-play (or lack thereof) you name it, all of them manage to fail.
The Aforementioned Game
  Now imagine my surprise when I thought that day had come. Introducing Ultimate Flash Sonic: a game that looks wonderful on the outside, and for a while, it is! The sound is good, the graphics are alright, and the game-play is fast! (almost like a proper sonic game!)
  You have four characters to choose from, Sonic, Knuckles, Tails, and Cream. Thought they'd go with Amy for that one? Nope. Just Cream.
  I decided to play as Sonic, and eventually beat the first zone, Leaf Forest, which is a pretty standard first zone for a Sonic game. Zone Two, the ice stage, is somewhat more difficult than the other level, because it introduces swinging platforms and just flat-out makes the levels longer and a bit more boring.
  I got to the boss of the level, and managed to beat it! I had never beat the game before, and had no idea what was next. I was super excited, and was so pumped
and then the credits rolled.
....
  Seriously? TWO levels?!?!? What the heck? Is the only replayabilty here going back as all the "different" characters and playing the same TWO LEVELS over and over and over again?
  Nice try, game creator. For TWO WHOLE LEVELS you managed to keep up the guise of a good game. Maybe if you had only five levels, I would be all right, if a little disappointed. About eight levels would be good game length. But only TWO LEVELS?!?!?!
  That's atrocious. I've lost all respect for this game. Don't waste your time on this game.
-CrossbowPig

The Long-Awaited Return of Albert Howard - Musical Tastes

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

whats overated

lol
unicorns
bacon
mustaches
awesome
narwhals
ties
nerds
little girls who go to target and get one direction folders and only know them from the radio


My Reviews on the Super Bowl Commercials

The Super Bowl commercials this year was horrible! It was the least funny, boring, and annoying ads ever I ever saw in my whole life time. The Budweiser commercial about the dog and the horse, cute but they used 12 different puppies and 13 different horses. That commercial had nothing to do with alcohol and the owner of that farm looked like he wanted the puppy. If you want it, go to the adoption place down the hill and adopt it. But it was the most liked commercial during the Super Bowl.


The Doritos time machine. No. Just no. It was a fake time machine and why would a grown man would fall for that trick? It didn't have the capacitor and didn't hit 88 M.P.H. Also, was that him he thought he himself saw in the future or the kid that told him to go into the time machine?
R

This is another horrible commercial. Car Max. There was two commercials from them. There was the puppy version and the human version. The puppy version was better than the human version because puppies are awesome! In the human version, they just clap for a random guy that just bought a car from Car Max and in the puppy version, the puppies just bark.
     
The last commercial was the Volkswagen commercial. It is where every time someone wits 100,000 miles in a Volkswagen, a worker at Volkswagen gets its wings. It did not make sense to me.