hii, I'm back to blog....

HIHIHIHIHI.
it's a new year.
Annndd I don't have much to blog about.
But I CAN promo lizardsnicksnape (check out her post) who always has something to say. Her story is very inspiring, and I'm proud to say I approve 100%.
This reminds me.......one of the topics me and ms.snick here were talking about....is the hatred of some teachers. Some teachers...they're just 2fab4u. (Sorry, inside joke.) They also HATE CERTAIN PEOPLE HINT-LIZARDSNICKSNAPE.
^^^ sorry that was just so random. It's an inside joke that, if you knew it, would literally make you laugh until you had to take a walk outside. (like my friend here) I can't.


NOTE TO MR. TOBIN:
LIZARDSNICKSNAPE SAYS, MR. TOBIN I READ SURGERY STRIKES 2.0 OKIEDOKIE BYE!>!!!!!!

ME TOO. CHECK OUT OUR COMMENTS.
Also, we'll share more french fashion with you if we have the chance. Here's an excerpt from a possible french fashion presentation: (very professional, we should be designers.)


OMG I CAN'T THOUGH, LOOK AT HER. THAT'S A BOSS MOVE OK.

What is truly boomin' about iced coffee? - A question me and lizardsnicksnape are going to now ask.
Without the g.


OK IM DONE IM SORRY I PROVIDED ABSOLUTELY NO CONTENT TODAY.

JUST4GIGGLES,

- The Master of Everything (insert joke here. there was a joke here, that I took too far........but it's all good now!)

It's official.

I'm ADDDICCCCTED I AM! Vocaloid has become my life. So much, my brother hates it. In fact I made a line: Vocaloid is love. Vocaloid is life. (You would get the joke if you knew the reference). ALL OF EM! LEN. HE ROCKS WITH HIS EPICNESS (He dies in almost every he sings). RIN. SHE KNOW ABOUT LOVE. LUKA. THE ONE THAT BREAKS UP WITH BOYS WAY TO MUCH. MIKU. THE ALL AROUND TYPE.

If you don't know what Vocaloid is, it's a voice synthesiser developed by Yamaha. The main Vocaloids are Len, Rin, Luka, and Hatsune Miku. But there's also many other fan-made businesses about it. Vocaloid is also a rhythm game.  

Look at this translated music (odds and ends): You're always someone who gets laughed at
Whatever you do, it never goes well
In the end it's all washed away by the rain
You say your favorite umbrella has been sent flying away by the wind
That stray over there, it did a great job stepping all over you,
As always you're someone who's been hated,
Without any reason even, people keep their distance from you
But you try to give your best
There has to be a reason, "For no reason at all?" you think
You're at a loss and you've become sad

If that's the case you should use my voice
That's impossible to understand by people
How annoying to the ear, how cruel the voice is
They may say
It can surely become your strength
So try making me sing
Yeah, with your words, and your words alone

Compose them, and bring them together
Because I'll be singing those words
Paint out your ideals I won't let anyone touch those feelings

And then the voice of the odds and ends resounds
Unskillfully bringing together the truth
With all your might, raise your voice at the top of your lungs


One day you'll became famous
You were idolized, and I also held my head up high
But one day, you also changed
You became coldhearted, but you seemed so lonely

Enough with this mechanical voice!
I'm my own person!
In the end, you weren't able to hate me
Behind you, someone says
"And yet you're just someone who uses others powers as your own"
You were always crying on your own... weren't you

Can you hear it? This voice
Because I'll erase those words
Me, I understand,
The fact that you're nicer than anyone else
And then the voice of the odds and ends sing
For no one other than you
It jars itself, and passes the limits

How many lots of words have
We hit upon I wonder
And we yet can't think of not one word now
But we've figured out just about everything
"Oh right, this just surely just a dream.
Where I met you who I'll never awaken with, yeah, that kind of dream"

As the Odds and Ends had such a happy smile on
No matter much you called it, it wouldn't move
You cry and shout to the ending you should've wished for
It's a lie, it has to be a lie
Yes, cry and shout.


"I'm powerless,
I can't even act as savior for the only Odds and Ends "
Your feelings, bit by bit wet your cheeks as tears
At that time, just as the world was changing that
Color in a big way sadness and pleasure,
Everything will be understood as one
 words come into songs once more
they begin to rush about the world for your sake
Entrust your intentions in that voice
 Right now, those feelings will resound

(It's not very accurate... but I was too lazy to fully correct.)

ANY WAY AWESOMENESS J-POP FOR LIFE. THANK YOU ALEX HUNT should I really be thanking you, or bugging you.


see you all later!

Our second life and Connor Franta

Recently a popular Youtube group called " O2l " or Our second life, recently came to an end.
One person in the O2L group recently came out as gay. His name is Connor Franta. So many people supported Connor and I am proud to say that I am one of them.

http://emptylighthouse.com/sites/default/files/8l5vrsg3.jpeg

There were six members. 

Ricky Dillon, Connor Franta, Jc Caylen, 

Sam Pottorff , Kian Lawley, and Trevor Moran. 

They are all around the same age. O2L started around 2012 and ended just before 2015.

Some think they ended because of Connor Franta leaving, and some think they ended because it was just time. 

I haven't been watching them for a while, but they did make an impact on my life. They all were so close and  it was as if they were really family. 

Till next time, stay tre cool. 

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is probably the coolest guy alive. Whenever he blinks at a weeping angel, it moves AWAY. Chuck Norris doesn't lose at video games, videos games lose at him. As you can tell, he is the supreme leader of the world (Not Kim Jong Un.) Aliens don't invade Earth, Chuck Norris invades aliens  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But why does Chuck Norris have all this power? Because he is the secret ruler of the MLGs and Snoop Dogg's manager. We have to help him see through all the the illuminati's evil b8 so they can take down Chuck Norris. So we all have to praise Chuck Norris and all of his power before the illuminati takes him down! Or else we'll be rekt by them. Please raise awareness about this problem, praise Chuck Norris.

Snoopy

Snoopy the artist                     Snoopy the musician                     Snoopy the teacher

Snoopy the president               Snoopy the vampire                     Snoopy the tennis player  

Snoopy on rollerblades                                Snoopy the pilot             Snoopy the chef

Snoopy the magician          Snoopy the writer                Snoopy the astronaut

Snoopy’s average week

By 25th gummybear and 16th gummybear

Skillz?!

GUYS DO I HAVE A SPECIAL  SKILL?
So I like throwing goldfish in the air and catching them in my mouth. I used to not be able to do more than 1 in a row (I know I was pretty terrible) but back in the beginning of December, and me and my friends were trying yo just throw them up and catch them, and I did 5 in a row!
Surprising.
So now, whenever I have goldfish or any other small bitesized food, I try to
Throw high in the air, aim my mouth, and land inside.
I just had a thought
ITS LIKE BASKETBALL OMG AHHAHAHA NOT AT ALL JKJK
Anyway
Today I was trying again since one of my friends brought a bunch of goldfish, and so far my record is 7 or 8 in a row.
WOaaaAHahh
Now even Cin (Cingerbread) says I'm "not bad" and for her that's like,
something amazing if you get called that
Lar and Cin try too, but I'm master.
But ugh, whenever I'm around teachers, like Mr. Tobin and Ms. Gonzalaz, I ALWAYS mess up on the first try. And the thing about audiences, if you make a mistake the first time or too many times in a row, you're done. Say goodbye to your audience, your fans, the cheering and screaming
okay so it's not that big of a deal I can catch goldfish in my mouth perfectly
Yet
So now I guess I have a lil hidden skill?
Well, I guess it's a little less weird than being able to wiggle your ears....
Anyway, thanks for reading this, and yay! I finished this in one day!
And, to check if you actually read the whole thing, did you notice I didn't do (as much) lazy text and stuff? Capitals, punctuation, and complete sentences let's goooo
Wow the sun looks really pretty right now. It's so quiet between Cin and I, we're both silent and typing (lul)
OKAY now goodbye
~Tex?

 PS. What should my name beeee
I can't choose ugh

Equestria Girls 3: Friendship Games announced!

Wow, Equestria Girls 3 is a thing, and it's confirmed that it's a sports thing! Okay, it's makeup products obviously, what's so special about that? (Though hair tattoos are kinda cool) Take a closer look at the glasses on Twilight Sparkle. Look at the design.

Yeah, take a guess at who that is?

It's the Human Twilight Sparkle! And she's a scientist!

But wait! On another makeup product kit (Seriously?) there's another shocking piece of evidence!

Take a look at the box on the left! THAT Twilight isn't wearing glasses! So there is a possibility that the two Twilight's will meet! And then there will be a space time rift, destroying life as we know it and the humans find out about the pony world and everyone dies.

But this is a movie targeted towards 6 year olds, so maybe that won't happen.

The frames of the glasses match perfectly with the design on the box, so it seems like she will be in the movie! But what about the pony Twilight? Maybe she WON'T be in the movie? Shocking, I know.

Anyway, let's take a look at the other character there: Applejack!

She appears to have a bow in her hand, and some sort of weird outfit. I don't think that would be used in Sporting events.

And now, let's have a look at a report some guy who went to the London Toy Fair has given us, also giving information about the actual movie itself.

So, it seems that the movie will be out in August. A lot of people are saying it would be announced earlier, but Rainbow Rocks was announced in February and came out in September. Just saying.

It seems that the Shadowcolts will be the villians in this movie, based on the Shadowbolts from the very first episode who were in it for like 2 minutes.

Anyway, that's all I have for today. Equestria Girls Friendship Games is a thing and you can't deny it anymore.

Also, Flash Sentry eugh

I was a stupid 6th grader

LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN SIXTH GRADE. IT'S LIKE A MID LIFE CRISIS BUT NOT IN MID LIFE............

Just add monsters - Snow White {:) (This was from my writing elective last year.)

One Day Snow White was picking flowers and lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalaalalalalaalalalllaalalalalalalalalalalal happy thoughts rainbows kitties sunshine. Then Happy the dwarf came up to Snow White. “Uh, princess, have you seen the news lately? They are saying if you live in the forest, stay inside! Something unknown is lurking in them!” “Oh Happy Don’t be silly! I am completely safe in this deep scary dark forest that experts are telling me to stay out of!” “Uh, okay princess, but I’m staying inside!”  (If you are smart you might know where I’m going with this.) A while later when Snow White was making flower angels she could feel the ground  shake. “What the Flowers, rainbows sunshine?” Then suddenly above stood a Big, Giant, fat, ugly, nasty, gross, disgusting, dirty, boogie fart monster. ‘BOOOOOGGGGGAAAAALLLLAAA!!!!!!!!” Yelled the Thing. And it ate Snow White and left bloody guts and veins and eyeballs everywhere.

And they lived happily ever after, Inside the monster The end.

Now you've learned a lesson; always trust Happy the dwarf.

HI I AM THAT LADY IN THE DEPRESSING COMMERCIALS WITH LIKE, DYING PEOPLE AND SAD ANIMALS IN POUNDS 'N' STUFF. PLEASE PLEASE CALL 1-800-fake-number TO STOP LIZARDSNICKSNAPE FROM EVER EVER BEING LIKE THIS AGAIN. Also check out the master of everything.

CrossbowPig Reviews Issue #2: Pac-Man

And from that day forth Jaret never got anything done
Ever.

Welcome to CrossbowPig's game reviews, issue #2. Today, we'll be reviewing the flash game version of Pac-Man. Now, with this, I could take it a few directions. I could play the Google Doodle version of Pac-Man, which is easy, but that wouldn't be faithful to the original. So, my quest for Pac-Man began, and took me through mountains, deserts, and oceans on the search for a Pac-Man clone that was worthy of playing. It took me several decades of slacking off, but I finally found it: the ultimate Pac-Man clone.

The World's Biggest Pac-Man.

Gameplay: The already addictive Pac-Man formula is made even better by the fact that you will likely never run out of mazes to complete. However, several of the levels have nonsensical designs, or have corners where it's impossible to get out when cornered. This means that several levels are nigh impossible, leading to frustration. There are practically infinite maps, however, so you can always pick a point somewhere else in the maze and restart if you get bored of trying to beat the same swirly map over and over again. 8/10

Sound: The ever addictive "Wakka-Wakka" sound Pac-Man makes when he eats dots is present, as is the siren noise made when you get a power pellet. However, there is no music, as is true of the original game as well. 6/10

Graphics: If you like dark blue on a black background with the occasional yellow dot, then this is the game for you. This game is faithful to the original in it's simple yet aesthetically pleasing graphics. 4/10.

Difficulty: Some of these maps can get fiendishly difficult, leading to rage-inducing fits of violence that I myself have experienced at some point (just one dot left!). However, this varies from level to level, so really it all depends where you decide to go in the maze. The ghosts themselves aren't too bad once you figure out their individual patterns, leading to this game getting a Challenging rating.

Verdict: With all of these scores tallied up, and the factor of my own personal enjoyment added in, I calculated the score through an extremely complicated process and gave it the score of a 
7 - Good.
This game is worth your time for sure, and with new levels being added by the community everyday is sure to keep you eating dots for months on end.

Next Review: Exit Path
This is CrossbowPig, signing out.

GOTY 2014 (of the ones I have reviewed)

I know this is a bit late, but CrossbowPig recommended it, and I thought it was a good idea. So here it is, the best game of 2014 (that I have reviewed)!

Tank Trouble is a one to three player game in which you fight other tanks like yourself. There are items you can pick up and use against your enemies to win the match. It is very enjoyable, and I gave it an 8/10, above above average. I also said it was frustrating at times, especially when you spawn in a death trap. I think it is a fun game, but it's pretty repetitive and after a while, boring. My revised score is a 7.38/10, a bit above average. Overall, again, it's fun, but repetitive and boring after a while, but definitely worth playing with a friend or two, you'll have some fun times.




Thanks for reading.
                                                                 -Detox Pig

2015!!!

Woahhh
Guise it's a new year!
I spent the last 24 hours emptying out my jar of good things that happened in 2014. Basically int he beginning of 2014 I saw this post on Google+ that said to write every good thing that happened to you in 2014 when or after it happened on a small piece of paper and keep all of it in a jar. At the end of the year, pour them all out and real them! it was amazing, reading 205 notes over the course of 12 months. Really showed how much I changed


^ basically what I did, but I saw a different (a tumblr, less cheesy) version.

I also hung with Lar (American Rebel) and our other friend. We watched fireworks, ate at Legal Seafood (even tho Lar is veggitariaan) and then we hung out at our friend's house. We had an amazon time and we watched the ball drop and I posted a very basic yet amaazin flipagram.
Okay so I left myself some questions LAST YEAR so I guess I'll answer them now

1. still got the same friends?

2. did you do well in the turkey trot?

3. How was Baaeees Bat mitzvah?

okay answers

1. Yep. basically.

2. ehhh. I didn't get last like I thought, I paced myself, but I got 4th because when I was on the 4th lap, I thought it was the 3rd lap, so I didn't speed up. i think I could have gotten 3rd if I knew about the laps. Cri. I wanted a trophy but you don't always get what you want right?!!!? Whatever I'll try harder next year. OH ALSO Reechel (Bae) got 1st!! Go Reechel!

3. Ehhh as well. The first 3.5 hours were okay, and the rest were kinda blah. Still super fun, with dancing and singing and people everywhere.

Okay Idk what to write about except

except

I hope, hope, hope 2015 will be great. 2014 was okay, filled with ups and downs, but I think 2013 was better. Let's just hope 2015 is amazing. yayyyyyy

k k kkkkkkk bye for now

~Sarcasm~~~~

(probably gonna change my name soon)

STOP ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!!!

By: 16th Gummybear and 25th Gummybear

cute animals

tired?

overly happy?

Are you feeling:

shocked? 

playful?

very annoyed

guilty?

hopeful?