Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Interview With Detox Pig

Hello, CrossbowPig here! Today I will be interviewing Detox Pig, and he will also be posting an interview with me! (In case you were wondering, he interviewed me first.)


Q1. What's Black,white, and red all over?

A1. A bleeding newspaper.

Q2. Who is your favorite teacher at the RAUC?

A2. Yes.

Q3. What do you choose in a fight, a lollypop or a twizzler?

A3. A twizzler, because lollypops are blunt weapons, and very sticky.

Q4. What is your least favorite song?

A4. All songs by One Direction.

Q5.  If you had to live somewhere other than North America, where would you live.

A5. Russia.

Q6. QUICK! BANANA OR APPLE!??!?!?!?!?!

A6. BOTH!!!!!

Q7. If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A7.  Bacon.

Q8. How do you respond to the following paragraph: This statement is false!

A8. The cake is a lie!

Q9.  Favorite website?

A9. You Tube.

Final question: What is the most overrated thing EVER?

Final Answer:  Breathing.

And that's the interview! What would you answer to question 10? Post in the comments! CrossbowPig signing out!

2 comments:

  1. For number 8, I would say that the phrase is actually a paradox: if the statement is false, then it is actually true! If the statement is true, it is false. It is quite a conundrum.

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  2. I would answer Breathing.

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