PSA: Burrito Bowl: Taste the Menace

Dear readers, usually I write reviews of free games you can play on the internet, and this will resume, but I must take a day to bring to light the BURRITO BOWL MENACE.

BLASPHEMY!!!!!

Yes, the Burrito Bowl. You may have seen this menu item at your local Chipotle, and thought nothing of it! However, as a journalist, I must inform you about the TERROR that is THE BURRITO BOWL.

It's just a bowl filled with food! It's false advertising!

Also, it's without form! The burrito is elegant, it's efficient, and it's easy to hold! A burrito bowl is just glorified salad! And the worst part is, THEY SERVE SALAD TOO!!!! It's not like they don't already have salad, if they did, it would be excussable. 

Please, spread the word about the dreaded BURRITO BOWL, and please, think of the children.

-CrossbowPig