Why Doctor Who is Bad

OK, so I’m gonna talk about why Doctor Who, the character, not the show, is bad.

1) His nickname is The Doctor, it’s like, what? It’s like calling James The Hipster, and the only reason why people don’t think that name is stupid is because whenever anyone says it, they say it with a British accent and it comes out as The Doctaaaa.

2) He’s died 10 times. I mean, George Washington was like the stupidest person ever that lived, and he only died ONCE. Doctaaaa Who has died TEN TIMES. Which means he is 10 1/2 times stupider than Georgie.

3) People with glasses like it the most. OK, to clear things up, we all know people who have glasses are androids, right? K, good. And from what I’ve seen, Jaret and Miles are the most intense Doctaaa Who fans of this class. And the wear GLASSES. So that means Doctaaaa Who programmed the androids to like him. :O

                                          

Note: This is just a joke, I’m not really against Doctor Who, androids, or anyone who wears glasses.

Note 2: That was just a joke, I actually hate Doctor Who and everyone that likes anything about it, everyone who made it, and everyone who ever thought it was even slightly good.

Note 3: That was just a joke, I don't hate anyone who hates Doctor Who, although Doctor Who is still bad.