Yolo McSwaggins and the Dope Hat of the Titans

So one dope Sunday this Yolo swag gangsta found this Dope hat in a puddle behind a dumpster in a dark alley. But it wasn't that hard to find because it was glowing really bright. Yolo McSwaggins was like, "Man, this is such a swag dope hat! I'm going to wear this dope hat so I look mad swag dawg!" He walked out of the alley and was instantly blinded. When he could see again, Yolo McSwaggins watched as his dope hat turned into a dope titan, with so much swag, Yolo, and dope, Yolo McSwaggins imploded.

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                                                                                         -Detox Pig