Q: If you were turned into a McDonalds french fry would you write an autobiography?
A: YES totally.
Q: Would you sniff elephant poo for $10.00?
A: No!
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: According to Siri it is chocolate. According to me it is 42.
Q: Why are you hiding the fact that you are a penguin? I know you are. You cannot hide it.
A: Because I do not like waddling.
Q: Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or eat booger worms? (the right answer is booger worms) A: Neither! (Well said.)
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