The majestic bird by Lizardsnicksnape
Look! I spot a Burger King in the distance. I skip towards it craving a burger. Then I fall. The I cry. Then I call Barney and ask him for a muffin. THE END.
That poem didn't even mention the word, "bird" or "majestic." Although some do actually have something to do with the title:
The road not taken by Robert Frost
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood, | |
And sorry I could not travel both | |
And be one traveler, long I stood | |
And looked down one as far as I could | |
To where it bent in the undergrowth; | 5 |
Then took the other, as just as fair, | |
And having perhaps the better claim, | |
Because it was grassy and wanted wear; | |
Though as for that the passing there | |
Had worn them really about the same, | 10 |
And both that morning equally lay | |
In leaves no step had trodden black. | |
Oh, I kept the first for another day! | |
Yet knowing how way leads on to way, | |
I doubted if I should ever come back. | 15 |
I shall be telling this with a sigh | |
Somewhere ages and ages hence: | |
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— | |
I took the one less traveled by, | |
And that has made all the difference. | 20 |
I thought this poem was pretty normal, and it is one of the only poems I like. So then I tried... Oh my goodness, the poem turned out terrible:
Crepes by Lizardsnicksnape
Crepes are yum
You can put Nutella in "thum"
Or anything else you find yum
Crepes are yum. Crepes are "fum"[fun]
So, after that, I concluded that poetry is hard and I cannot do it
I don't why I put this here but I laugh every time I see it. :)
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